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| pretty fish! - Crazycarper
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hi everyone , well i know everybodys got a fish in there catch albums .. doesnt matter how big or
small!! thats the prettiest fish they have caught!
would like to see everybody else's .. heres mine .. a 14lb mirror from a day ticket water near me ..
quite suprised how nice looking it was actually.
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| Some pretty bad fish jokes - Chris BOTLN
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH!!!! (I told you they were bad)
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut it's nose off
What is the fastest fish in the sea?
Go-carp.
What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine?
Don't worry, it's only a tin of people.
If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?
Finland.
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
Show me your mussels.
How do you kiss a pike?
Very carefully
What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What has big sharp teeth, a tail, scales, and a trunk?
A pike going on holiday.
Fly-fisherman's wife: Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid
of him for the whole weekend
Why do they call him 'River'?
Because the biggest part of him is his mouth.
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